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***This list is ordered by quadrant, chapters, and complete/wip and will be updated as time goes on***<3
Reach - <3 Complete
Post Sburb. Illustrated! John and Karkat are on opposite ends of the universe. Ugh, this fic makes me need to hug a pillow. It’s so sweet though. Guaranteed to make you smile so much your face hurts. SFW (Oneshot)
To The Forth and Back – unrequited <3 Complete
Post Sburb. Sadstuck. The kids completed the game and were sent back to their own universes. Karkat learns that his world has changed for the worst. John becomes his only respite as he leads a revolution. This fic made me tear up, ugh just have someone around to hold okay? SFW (Oneshot)
In Which Karkat Tries This Pranking Thing - <3 Complete
Post Sburb AU. John goes too far on a prank and Karkat is determined to get back at him. Really creative fic. SFW (Oneshot)
No Quiet Sleeper - <3 Complete
In the Veil AU. John finds Karkat locked in a room unconscious. On his husktop, there’s a memo open. A realllllllly fucking adorable fic. SFW (Oneshot)
Coffee Black - <3 Compelte
Humanstuck. Coffee shop AU. Karkat is a disgruntled employee. He hates his job, but more than anything he hates John. Absolutely adorable. SFW (Oneshot)
Sparkle - <3 Complete
Karkat compliments John and is adorable and John is surprisingly not obtuse. A cute little fic. SFW (Oneshot)
[lyrics go here] - <3 Complete
AU. The cutest, most in character, awkward, adorable first time sex I have ever read between these two. NSFW (Oneshot)
Flipping Bird-Tastic - <3 Complete
In the Veil AU. John asks Karkat to help him curse creatively. Shenanigans ensure. SFW (Oneshot)
Here and Now - <3 Complete
AU. Karkat hates living around humans, until John and his dad bring a cake to welcome him to the neighborhood. A really sweet fic because Karkat is a fucking cutie. NSFW (Oneshot)
And I Will Leave My Sweater On - <3 Complete
AU. Why won’t Karkat take his sweater off? John makes it his mission to find out. Precious babies. SFW (Oneshot)
lock it up and leave it - <3 Complete
In the Veil AU. Karkat is the last troll alive and can’t get out of this depression. John helps him. Oh look, I’m crying because sadstuck. SFW (Oneshot)
Just a Taste - <3 Complete
In the Veil AU. John likes Karkat licking him. A lot. SFW (Oneshot)
Smile – unrequited <3 Complete
AU. John falls in love with Karkat’s smile and I’m constantly sobbing. SFW (Oneshot)
Sickfic - <3 Complete
Karkat is sick and John tries to take care of him. A cute read. SFW (Oneshot)
Shakespearean Romance and Challenge Accepted - <3 Complete
Post Sburb AU. Sloppy interspecies movie watching shenanigans. NSFW (Oneshot)
The Halfwit Prince - <3 Complete
AU. Karkat is a servant in the castle of Prospit. John is the heir of Prospit, and as such is expected to marry a noble lady. Oh well, it’s not like Karkat was totally flushed for John or anything. SFW (2 chapters)
Asteroid Docking Procedures - <3 Complete
In the Veil AU. As their three year voyage comes to a close, Karkat and John find themselves in a long distance relationship. Counting down the weeks until Jade’s ship and the asteroid catch up with each other is driving them insane. Really fluffy and adorable, can be read after sadstuck to achieve maximum results. NSFW (4 chapters)
Haunting Refrain - <3 Complete
Post sburb. Karkat doesn’t know what music is, but he knows that whatever John is doing is amazing and he doesn’t want him to stop. Adorable all the fuck around. NSFW (4 chapters)
Vacillation - <>/<3</<3 Complete
Post Sburb. After Sburb, John feels different. He wants to be alone because he hates having to pretend that he’s okay. Karkat feels the same way, and the two become moirails. John has mixed feelings though, and gets dragged through more quadrants than he can understand. This fic is so emotional, it’s amazing. You feel for both John and Karkat in this intense, roller coasted ride. NSFW (6 chapters)
I’m dreaming of the life I once lived, so wake me if you’re out there - <3 Complete
Post sburb. John and Karkat are the only two survivors of the game, but the universe drops them on different sides of the world. They try to make it in their world but it’s hard and nobody understands. Just… be prepared to need a hug. SFW (7 chapters)
How Karkat Vantas Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Con Air - <3 Complete
In the Veil AU. Karkat and John have a movie watching marathon and it is beautiful. Precious babies liking each others movies and getting along and being adorable. (8 parts)
The World’s Greatest First Love - <3 Complete
Post Sburb. John takes a job as a script editor in Hollywood, but little does he know his boss is Karkat. After not having seen each other in ten years, due to a harsh misunderstanding, John is more than awkward around the troll, but Karkat is determined to make John fall in love with him. My love for this fic knows no bounds. Completely adorable, angsty, and steamy. NSFW (10 chapters)
Drama Queen - <3 Complete
Humanstuck. Karl Vantas is in desperate need of help. He goes against every online safety measure he established four years ago and tells his friends where he lives. John and Karl spend a lot of time together, hands get held, and cars get cried in. A beautiful fic, even if it does take a few chapters to get used to Karl instead of Karkat. SFW (17 chapters)
The Theory of Strength - <3 Complete
Humanstuck. Karkat can’t see his life going anywhere. He works at a job he hates, he barely makes enough to pay his bills, and he’s still trying to crawl out from a bad break up. And bad break up is putting it lightly. Enter John. This fic is truly beautiful and just ugh sadstuck everywhere. Amazing. NSFW (23 chapters)
Birds of a Feather - <3</<3 Complete
AU. John has been kidnapped by aliens. Karkat is Noir’s favorite troll and is put in charge of the human. Shenanigans ensure. God, this is so fucking great guys just read it omg. NSFW (26 chapters)
Karkata Inti - <3 WIP 5/3/13
Humanstuck. Karkat has cancer and John volunteers/accepts a bet to deliver a “Get Well Soon” card from their mutual class. In Egbert fashion, he decides to start visiting everyday. God it hurts so good. A really bittersweet fic that’ll leave you laughing and sobbing pathetically. SFW
Real Men Wear Tights - <>/<3 WIP 4/29/13
Highschool AU/Superhero AU. Illustrated! John is a straight A high school student by day, and the amazing superhero Heir by night! Life as a superhero is pretty lonely though, so when a troll that he saved transfers to his school, he decides it can’t hurt to make one friend, right? A really incredible and creative fic. John is adorable and Karkat is as snarky as ever. The art is just beautiful, too! NSFW
Lamplit - <3 WIP 4/13/13
Steampunk AU. John is a lamplighter for Darkhaven, and also completely bored with his unglamorous lifestyle. Trolls are a despised subspecies that are to be captured on sight and taken in for questioning. John’s never seen a troll before, and when he meets Karkat his first instinct is to get to know him instead of shoot at him. A really great fic, the emotions you’ll feel while reading it are intense. NSFW
Boyfriendleaders - <3 WIP 3/7/13
Post sburb. Interactive fanfiction. Karkat and John live together and fumble through growing up, dealing with emotions,and moving on. tons of beautiful art, fics, and voice acting. It is so beautiful and everything hurts. SFW
Domestic Violins - <3 WIP 3/7/13
AU. John loved Vriska, and then she died. He’s heartbroken and depressed and drowning in grief. Karkat is poor, but he can make the sweetest sounds on a violin. John lets him live in his apartment and this fic is just really sad and ugh you will need someone to hug during the sad parts. NSFW
Captive - <3 WIP 2/24/13
AU. 18 year old John Egbert has been kidnapped by aliens. They run all sorts of test on him until he can hardly stand the thought of being alive. Enter Karkat, one of these science aliens who is just trying to keep a low profile and ensure he doesn’t get culled. This fic is heartbreaking. Pay attention to the tags before you read it. NSFW
The Final Price – <3 WIP 2/12/13
Post Sburb. The universe has been rebooted to make room for trolls and humans, except trolls are used as slaves. John doesn’t remember the game, but Karkat does. Karkat’s POVs are so sad. You’ll need some tissues. NSFW
Don’t Panic - <3 WIP 9/4/12
AU. John is asked to take on a project under his internship. Only problem is, they won’t tell him anything about it until after he signs a contract. Karkat, Sollux, Vriska, and Equius have been held captive for over 500 days with no chance of escape in sight. Enter John. This fic is fucking heartbreaking oh my god. SFW
Kiss You Goodnight - <3 WIP 6/25/12
AU. John has known Karkat for years. They’ve been dating for half that time, but Karkat refuses to meet John. What starts as a scavenger hunt for a birthday present leaves John in the middle of a revolution. Suuuuuch an awesome fic. I wish it were updated. SFW
The Language of Karkat - <3 WIP 4/24/12
In the Veil AU. There’s a reason why Karkat types in caps. On top of being a mutant, Karkat is a mute. This fic is so wonderful and watching John and Karkat learn to interact beyond trollian is so sweet. An awesome fic. SFW
Never an Easy Path - <3 WIP 9/20/11
AU. The country is divided between Prospit, Derse, and Trolls. Each side usually keeps to itself, except during the summer when the trolls come looking for food. Prospit trains its young to fight and protect their lands against the trolls, so of course when John finds a troll in the woods, his natural reaction is to shoot it. An amazingly well planned AU with an adorable Karkat and a sweet John. SFW
Romance, East of the River - <3 WIP 6/28/11
AU. Karkat is a sex worker, and John is a sheltered kid from the suburbs who finds himself dragged to a club on his birthday. Super amazing fic. John and Karkat are fucking precious babies. NSFW
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I will buy the flower shop, and you will never be lonely - <> Complete
In the Veil AU. Karkat is sad and John comforts him. Really adorable fluff fic that makes me smile for five hundred hours. SFW (Oneshot)
With You, I Am Home - <> Complete
AU. An afternoon with the cutest moirails in the history of ever. Soooo cute. SFW (Oneshot)
A Simple Matter of Quadrants - <> Complete
In the Veil AU. Dave has had a thing for John for forever, but he can’t help but notice that his crush and Karkat have been spending a lot of time together. Johnkat isn’t the main focus of this fic, but it’s a fucking adorable moirallegiance and they have some really cute John POVs together. SFW (6 chap
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Fuck Me Harder - <3< Complete
In the Veil AU. Plot? What plot? John pushes Karkat too far and Karkat dominates him completely into being kismesis. Dub-Con. A really interesting take on kismesissitude NSFW (Oneshot)
Fill - <3</<3? Complete
In the Veil AU. Plot? What plot? One sided Kismesis. Karkat is in heat and John is his only concupiscent quadrant. Kinda funny. NSFW (Oneshot)
The Sound of Bells - <3< WIP 6/13/12
AU. Karkat Vantas is a highly recognized general to, and close friend of, Feferi Peixes, the new and beloved Queen. Gamzee Makara helps his morail pick a slave, and he gets a magnificent dancer with a fiery personality. John refuses to ever dance for Karkat. He’ll only dance to save his life. A really amazing fic. Karkat is perfect and John is a little shit about everything. NSFW
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Distance - Complete
Doomed Timeline AU. Karkat has been alone for sweeps, waiting for the game to kill him off. He’s too afraid to kill himself, but it’s been years and he thinks the game is just toying with him at this point. Then, his computer pings. Sadstuck to fucking hell. SFW (Oneshot)
I’ve Waited Years For This - Complete
In the Veil AU. John meets Karkat and it is nothing like he expected. SFW (Oneshot)
With Blood So Red - WIP 1/27/13
AU. Rose tricked John into signing a contract that makes him the FBI’s fallback operative. His job is to disguise himself as a troll and earn the trust of Karkat Vantas, an intelligence agent, without dying. A really creative fic that’ll leave you needing an update. SFW
So, I’d been looking everywhere for this wonderfully done Homestuck doujinshi, and I finally found a version of it that’s as close to complete as I think is available. It’s missing the end page but that page didn’t really have much significance so it’s still worth the read [and the author…
Giveaway announcement!
Stelera, very awesome person and maker of the adorable Real Stallions Wear Tights pony AU (which I’m sure you’ve seen reblogged on here a few times), asked if she could run a contest for the RMWT fans because she wanted to give back. After getting over the awe at that offer, of course we said yes!
PRIZES
FIRST: “Real Stallions Wear Tights” Redbubble t-shirt designed by Stelera in any standard t-shirt or “girly fit” size and colour.
SECOND: Two stickers (designs shown above) designed by Stelera
RULES
1. Only one reblog and one like per poster.
2. Must be following for your entries to count.
3. Do not follow just for the giveaway. If you’re not a fan of the AU, none of these prizes should appeal to you, anyway, since they’re all RMWT-themed.
4. You must have your Ask box open so that we may contact you. If you do not respond within 48 hours of our ask (and we will send several to make sure), your prize will be forfeit and another winner chosen.
5. You must be willing to share your mailing address with us. If you’re uncomfortable with that, do not participate.
6. Winners will be chosen from random using a random number generator.
7. Contest ends May 1st.I just want to thank Stelera for this generous gesture. I seriously need to finish her merit badge because she is a champion.
-BR



